This is
Piggy. I made him in blockland and now we're best friends! We do everything together! Here's some pictures from our holiday!
Piggy and me fly everywhere now! Look at us having fun!
Piggy likes to take me everywhere. He's ever so fun!
This is me and
Piggy at the castle near our hotel. We had so much fun running about the place pretending to be knights!
Piggy says he wants to build a castle in the garden but matron said we can't! But me and
Piggy took some boxes from Mr Peach the janitor and we made a castle out of cardboard in the bedroom!
Piggy is really good at arts and craft!
This is
Piggy
flying me over, like it says, The Grand Canyon. You can't see it in
this picture but some eagles started flying with us! It was so fun!
Piggy
is ever so good with animals! Matron said he should be a bird watcher
when he's older. Mr Peach thinks he should make a bird sanctuary out of
all the cardboard that's left! But
Piggy
is only still young so I said he shouldn't think about what he wants to
be when he's older just yet. We're having so much fun playing just now!
I'd hate to ruin it!
We
flew all the way to Kabul and visited all the nice stalls. They sell so
much beautiful and exotic stuff in the markets. We've even picked up
jar of cyanide to slip in Matrons tea!
Piggy loves to play jokes on people! He's really funny!
After
Kabul we went to the Caribbean to a desert island! We liked to play
pirates because it reminded us about the stories Uncle Porky told us...
but we're not allowed to talk about Uncle Porky now. Not since... well
anyway... Here's us swimming!
It was
Piggy's
first time swimming but he was really brave. He managed to hold his
breath for one minute! It was really cool! I'm wearing the swimming
trunks which Uncle Porky gave me. Uncle Porky loved to see me wearing
them incidentally he took this picture. When he got the picture he said
he had to go into his room for a really long time to develop it. But
the funny thing is it was already developed since it's a Polaroid! But
he still spent hours in his room looking at it! Goodness knows what
reason!
After the Caribbean me and
Piggy
went to Paris. We had so much fun looking at all the lovely paintings
in the Louvre. In Paris Uncle Porky kept playing with all the baguettes
and the police had to take him away for indecent behaviour! Silly Uncle
Porky!
Sadly
all good things must come to an end and sure enough the holiday had
ended. To make matters worse the United Ballooning Office in Brussels
said that pigs can't fly and they took away
Piggy's ballooning license! It was ever so frustrating! We had to walk all the way back to Timbuktu on foot! Luckilly
Piggy has four! Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!
Thanks for reading about our Holiday!
Piggy's
looking forward to what you have to say. We're allowed on the computer
all night now because we killed Matron! Mr Peach looks after us now and
we get to play with cardboard all the time now!
P.S. The Police
Nationale the French police force has informed us that Uncle Porky is
to be hanged! Silly Porky! What is he like!
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